A doctor trying to administer medicines to a drunken, carbuncled sailor. Coloured etching by W. Elmes after XYZ.

The doctor says: "hold- I must stop your grog Jack- it excites those impulces, and concussions of the thorax, which a company sternutation by which means you are in a sort of a kind of a situation- that your head must be- shaved- I shall take from you only 20 oz of blood- then swallow this draught and box of pills, and I shall administer to you a clyster." The sailor replies: "Stop my grog- belay there doctor shiver my timbers but your lingo bothers me- you may batter my hull as long as you like, but I'll be d---'nd if ever you board me with your glyster pipe."